"Cool Story Bro." If we were best friends, this is what I would say to you.

Thug.

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Like a pair of lungs, with sunglasses. You should click the link.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Hear rappers talk about their metaphors” Bottom text: “Um, those are similes”]

Submitted by: Legally Blind Observations

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WHY IS THIS ME? 

fuckyeahemotionallyvolatilebear:

[Picture shows a background split into a spiral of 8 different colours. Clockwise: light purple, dark brown, dark purple, light brown, dark brown, light purple, light brown, dark purple. In the middle of the picture is a brown bear shown from waist up while standing. The bear’s mouth is wide open and its paws are raised. There is text on the top and bottom. Top text says: “See an attractive stranger” Bottom text says: “Immediately fall in love and plan your future together”]

(Source: ladimcbeth)

I would never walk across this bridge unless necessary.

I would, however, take a segway.

ruineshumaines:

Crossing (by JRN*)

Sometimes you just have to say something.

explodingdog:

sick inside